Baking makes me feel so...girly.
This is new to me, you guys. Seriously.
Most of the time I'm basically a man. When I was little, all of my friends were boys, I spent the majority of my time rolling around in the dirt hunting for bugs, and I ripped the head off of all of my Barbie dolls. Now...well, most of my friends are still men, I'm always the distant, emotionally-detached one in relationships, and I prefer hockey to romantic comedies. I don't even have a period! Jfc, I'm physically a man now, too! D:
Anyways, back on topic. Making rainbow-sprinkled mini cupcakes has shrunk my figurative penis at least a little bit. They're just so omg!~*~cute~*~!1!!!1!!



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Where does the morning go? Really. How is it already after 9? 
I have to be at work in just over two hours. What the fuck have I been doing for the past three hours?